partybarackisinthehousetonight:

aren’t we all just Toys in this Story we call life

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

commanderinqueef:

it should rain hash browns